Love handles and man boobs are nothing compared to the shame of finding no gym really wants your membership. My gym has an attractive young lady at the front counter who is paid to do just two things: swipe gym membership cards and watch Thai soap operas from her cellphone. You can renew it for 19,500 baht, kha. I am, after all ...”“That is the special rate, kha.”“But I still get my extra three months, right?”“No, kha. Go tell your manager that I, Khun Andrew Biggs, want my extra three months … or … or …”I pause for dramatic effect.

Source: Bangkok Post November 06, 2016 00:17 UTC